herbs and spices in the house tonight.. everybodyjust have a good thyme

watching cat tv

he is DETERMINED to cuddle with the kitty that doesn’t like him lmao

LITTLE MAN WAS SUCCESSFUL!!!

I stay silly + I stay out of it :3

I’m jumping and popping and dancing and silly and entirely within the confines of my own lane while I do so

this is so us

She gone girled irl

girls will start getting settled for sleep like "wow i'm getting to bed early tonight" and it's 3am

it’s good when someone who thought they were bisexual realizes they’re a lesbian and when someone who thought they were a lesbian realizes they’re bisexual. both of those moments deserve at least a tasteful brunch celebration

not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.

I’m a homosexual! I’m a homosexual! I’m a homosexual! Oh my god… they were right. I’m a homo.

BUT I’M A CHEERLEADER (1999)
dir. Jamie Babbit

Chuck Tingle Interview with Publishers Weekly

i have noticed some comments on this saying 'cant wait for CAMP DAMASCUS' buckaroo it is ALREADY OUT you can order right here or just trot down the street to your local bookstore and get a copy

nice place dude. sure is a lot of chintz around

it’s been long enough i’m making an executive decision that we all need to go reread the tgi fridays infinite mozzarella sticks article

still just as good as i remember it

if hello kitty was real we would be bestfriends

me n u or u n hello kitty ?

me and you

I will slip through the space between your cells and enter your body and I won't be identified as a threat because I'm making out with your white blood cells (I call them babygirl) then when you least expect it I crawl into your brain and then I freak it

I made this post about myself but I accidentally perfectly described how the rabies virus works